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The Missile – Glow-in-the-Dark Dildo

Get ready for liftoff! Developed with adult film actress Lady Ana (@ladyana0011), this “missile” dildo takes you to infinity and beyond! Its iconic shape evokes power and speed, like a projectile launched straight at your wildest fantasies. Whether you love unusual objects, are a Lady Ana fan or are simply looking for new sensations, the “Missile” dildo was designed to set off a true explosion of pleasure. A truly one-of-a-kind sex toy!

From 79,00 €
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The “Bamby” – Glow-in-the-Dark Dildo

A newcomer to our Fantasy range: the “Bamby” will get you far hotter than any Disney tale… Its conical profile makes insertion easier, while its massive knot will put you to the test… Treat yourself to this wildly original dildo!

From 79,00 €
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The Mountain – Glow-in-the-Dark Dildo

“The Mountain” realistic dildo is our nod to the legendary giant Ser Gregor Clegane from Game of Thrones! A member as outsized as the character himself – the flesh-and-blood embodiment of raw strength: all power, sculpted to overwhelm you… Colossal, merciless and above all unforgettable: its curved shaft will fill you like no other.

From 79,00 €
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The PollyRocket – Signature & Special Color Dildo

🚀 A rocket-shaped dildo in a totally wacky cartoon style? That was the request of adult star PollyRocket… and of course, we loved taking on the challenge 😈

So here is Polly Rocket, an ultra-fun toy inspired by neo-retro space imagery and cartoons, designed to mix humor, pop design and very real sensations 🔥 With its flashy colors, its look of a mini rocket ready for liftoff and its soft premium silicone texture, this model will add a truly original touch to your collection. A toy designed as much for pleasure… as for making you smile at first sight 🚀✨ So, ready for liftoff? 🌌

For your health and outstanding durability, our toys are made from medical-grade silicone, certified skin-safe by an independent laboratory.
Please note: all our toys with a “round” base like this one are suction-cup dildosby default, and stick to any smooth surface.

From 79,00 €
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The Chubby – Glow-in-the-Dark Dildo

It was one of our very first models when we created the brand… Now meet the new version of the “Chubby” dildo
Thanks to Roberto Sarandrea, a renowned 3D designer who has worked on major film franchises: we remastered it together.

A stocky, ultra-detailed realistic silicone dildo with everything it takes to satisfy you… Its unusual proportions reflect a fairly common request: enjoying a generous girth without excessive – or even useless – length… Fans of short but thick dildos, intense sensations are guaranteed!

From 79,00 €
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The “Werewolf” – Glow-in-the-Dark Dildo

Meet the “Werewolf Knot Dildo”, our take on the mythical werewolf 🐺
Discover new sensations with this silicone dildo inspired by a canine penis. What makes it special is the position of the knot, placed higher than on most existing toys. Once inserted, the knot keeps more range of motion and creates a real internal back-and-forth, for sensations completely different from a classic model.

Its gradual shape makes insertion easier while giving a pronounced feeling of fullness. An original design for those seeking a more intense experience, while enjoying the softness and comfort of our platinum silicone.

From 79,00 €
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The “Long” Uruk-hai – Custom Color Dildo

Discover our take on an Uruk-hai, a legendary race of Orcs from Tolkien’s mythology. With this Orc-penis dildo, discover new sensations thanks to its sharply defined ridges – size for size, you’ll be far more stimulated than with a smooth toy. For an even more monstrous look, choose the “Dark Metallic Green” color… This version is longer and more pointed.

Solid or two-tone: pick 1 or 2 colors, with a marbled or two-tone effect. Two-color dildos take more preparation, hence a €10 surcharge.

From 79,00 €
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The “Short” Uruk-hai – Custom Color Dildo

Discover our take on an Uruk-hai, a legendary race of Orcs from Tolkien’s mythology. With this Orc-penis dildo, discover new sensations thanks to its sharply defined ridges – size for size, you’ll be far more stimulated than with a smooth toy. For an even more monstrous look, choose the “Dark Metallic Green” color… This version is shorter and less pointed than the original model we developed.

* At the widest point

Solid or two-tone: pick 1 or 2 colors, with a marbled or two-tone effect. Two-color dildos take more preparation, hence a €10 surcharge.

From 79,00 €
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The Swamp Ogre – Custom Color Dildo

Rated 5.00 out of 5
The Swamp Ogre: a monster with a very thick, veiny member and an oversized head… Interesting detail: it is oval, which is far better suited anatomically to large sizes, for both anal and vaginal use. It comes in 7 different sizes, so everyone can find their ideal fit.

Solid or two-tone: pick 1 or 2 colors, with a marbled or two-tone effect. Two-color dildos take more preparation, hence a €10 surcharge.

Prefer a natural skin tone? See the realistic skin-tone version (Light, Tan or Ebony).

From 79,00 €
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The EqusLupus – Custom Color Dildo

A crossbreed that should never have seen the light of day… Straight out of an ethically dubious lab: EqusLupus 001 is an unnatural hybrid dildo, part wolf, part horse…
Dare to try this one-of-a-kind dildo for truly “bestial” sensations…

Detailed dimensions are shown on the last image
* diameter at the center of the dildo – diameter of the knot

Solid or two-tone: pick 1 or 2 colors, with a marbled or two-tone effect. Two-color dildos take more preparation, hence a €10 surcharge. The marbled shaft + solid base version (3 pours) is +€20. In shaft/base two-tone, the base is poured one step firmer than the chosen shaft firmness (Extra Firm stays Extra Firm) for better stability, at no extra cost.

From 79,00 €
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The Xenomorph – Custom Color Dildo

The Alien saga is back on the big screen… and at You&Me FrenchToys, we present our take on the iconic creature: the Xenomorph. When fear takes over, it becomes penetrating… and works its way deep inside. It is by far the most complex dildo we have ever made – over 14 million facets – and quite possibly the most detailed silicone dildo on the market. Its sharply defined ridges make it unique and deliver far more sensation than a smooth toy of the same size…

For your health and outstanding durability, our toys are made from medical-grade silicone, certified skin-safe by an independent laboratory.

PS: because of its curved shape, the standard Vac-U-Lock is only available on size L; the other sizes come with the “mini” Vac-U-Lock option.

Solid or two-tone: pick 1 or 2 colors, with a marbled or two-tone effect. Two-color dildos take more preparation, hence a €10 surcharge.

From 79,00 €
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The “Old School” – Glow-in-the-Dark Dildo

Old School – yesterday’s design, today’s quality.

Some classics never get old. With Old School, You&Me FrenchToys brings back one of the most iconic designs in the sex toy world: a timeless silhouette, familiar curves, a generous head and pronounced anatomical details. Everything that made this great classic a success is here.

But while its look takes us back a few decades, its manufacturing is very much of our time. No more questionable materials and sloppy finishes: Old School is reborn as a premium handcrafted version, carefully cast in our You&Me FrenchToys workshop in Valence, in quality, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone.

Vintage charm, French craftsmanship, pleasure without compromise. Because a great classic deserves far better than cheap manufacturing.

Old School – Back to basics. Made to last.

Glow-in-the-dark: choose from 8 day / night combinations. After a few minutes in the light, your toy glows in the dark.

Prefer a natural skin tone? See the realistic skin-tone version (Light, Tan or Ebony).

From 79,00 €
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